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I wonder what was said when Steve Sanderson, the Chairman of UK Oil and Gas Investments, met Natalie Bennet at the Horse Hill exploration site this morning?

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— UKOG (@UKOGlistedonAIM) February 12, 2016

Comments

[angech]

This is another fine mess you've got me into, Natalie.
or,
missed it by that much.

[Micky H Corbett]

"I was this close to becoming a new Top Gear presenter"

[Martyn]

If you could pitch your tent between the sand silo and the toxic cocktail of chemicals that would be perfect.

[mybrainhurts]

Hello, Natalie, do you expect me to talk?

No, Mr Sanderson, I expect you to die...

[Stacey]

" I suppose a frack would be out of the question"

[sherlock1]

Stacey - you are the winner by a country mile...!

[Stacey]

@ Sherlock 1

I bow down to your superior knowledge :-)

[Stacey]

@ Sherlock 1

I bow down to your superior knowledge :-)

[Robert Christopher]

We have some late news just come in:

"I expect 'green people' are going to have trouble breathing, in the very near future."

[david smith]

"Natalie, do you want to come back to mine for some horizontal drilling?"